Showing posts with label Lame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lame. Show all posts

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The white zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only.

I wonder sometimes if Madison will ever be a real city. Probably not.


Here you see me in the airport at Madison, waiting to leave for St. Louis for a business trip. Note the fact that it's the middle of the day and ain't nobody in the airport. You might be tempted to think that I'm in some little-known terminal used by an obscure Slavic airline. No. It's American Airlines, honey. And there's only one terminal at MSN.





Here, you see a booger that someone wiped on the outside of the window. I am in St. Louis for a meeting with my friend Edie. This was the beginning of a booze-soaked afternoon/evening extravaganza that was nothing short of legendary. St. Louis was relatively gross, at least in the downtown part where we were staying. We left early.



I'm back in Madison. What a pretty day, right? It's the middle of the afternoon. On a Sunday. You'll notice that I'm standing in the center of the road, with my back to traffic. Nothing. Nada. You could shoot a cannon down the center of the road and not hit a thing. The little skyway from the terminal to the parking ramp makes me chuckle... as if we needed something to protect pedestrians from the horde of arriving/deparing travelers.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Exclusive and restricted.


Tonight we venture out into the urban jungle that is downtown Madison. We will patronize the one gay bar there, for happy hour. Those who have yet to experience Madison gay nightlife will be pleased to know that it's a quick and easy process... one bar downtown, one bar on the west side. Since this is the least-lame of the two, we shall go here.