Showing posts with label Boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boobs. Show all posts

Monday, March 1, 2010

Too much of a good thing?








Thanks to the good folks at Queerty, the work of British photographer Phillip Toledano has made me think this morning. Good thing I had my coffee already.

I've always had a fascination for cosmetic surgery and those who pursue it. I have friends who've had rhinoplasties for legitimate medical reasons and all, but I don't think I'm close to anyone who's had any kind of full-on cosmetic procedures. I enjoy big fake boobs immensely, not just because they're fun to look at, but because it says something about the woman who has them installed. I'm also completely open to having some procedures done myself once it becomes necessary (assuming it hasn't already).

But I'm not one who thinks men look particularly attractive after more than just minor intervention. Perhaps it's a double standard, but it still strikes me as odd for a man to undergo major elective cosmetic surgery. I am much more accepting of this for women. Or maybe it's just that the surgical technology simply isn't available yet to provide a truly natural-looking result for some procedures. Almost always, the best course of action is to take one step back from the surgical plan and do just a little less than the patient thinks is needed.


It's the surgical analog to
Coco Chanel's famous and very true instructions… before going out for the evening, a lady should always stop in front of the mirror and remove one piece of jewelry.


Sometimes less really is more.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

BrĂ¼ste


German Chancellor Angela Merkel takes the girls to the opera. If Senator Clinton is elected as the next U.S. president, I wonder if she will wear a similar neckline? Jackie Kennedy worked the pillbox hat and made it an iconic look. Perhaps Hillary can make big-ass boobs stylish again...
As they say back home, "smoke 'em if you've got 'em".


Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Ms. Parton regrets she's unable to lunch today.

Fabulous and iconic chanteuse Dolly Parton announced today that she would have to cancel part of her impending tour due to "back problems". When asked to elaborate, the always-candid Parton quipped, "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems!"


I love Dolly Parton. I always have. I think I would love almost anyone who was as authentic, unapologetic, and malice-free as Ms. Parton is. She is also one of the most successful and prolific songwriters out there. She is able to take very traditional country music and make it relevant to a wide audience. That's no mean feat. She's even more deserving of adulation when you consider that she was able to use her boobs to get in the door, but she stayed there by exercising her quite amazing talent. Looks get you started... but they can't keep you there. It's a lesson that the Britneys of the world should learn, and soon.



Here's a little extra Dolly for ya... "You Better Get to Livin'". Amy Sedaris of "Strangers With Candy" fame has a bit part, making this video all the more delightful. A sample of Dolly's brilliant lyrics:



You better get to livin', givin'

Don't forget to throw in a little forgivin'
And lovin' on the way
You better get to knowin', showin'
A little bit more concerned about where you're goin'
Just a word unto the wise
You better get to livin'.


Enjoy!