
This man hasn't eaten anything but broccoli and boiled chicken breasts since 2004.















He's 35, from small-town Minnesota, and now lives in Miami. He's openly gay (any cursory look at his speech patterns pretty much gives him away... I love it when the sissy gets buff and wins the contest). He also has a super cute little French bulldog, pictured above. I love French bulldogs.
Reason he's hot #1: Isn't it obvious? The bod. Not too much, not too little... just right. He's like the porridge that Goldilocks chose.
Reason he's hot #2: The ink. I love tattoos, and his only seem to accentuate his very nicely developed chest and shoulders.
Reason he's hot #3: The Minnesota connection. Most of the Minnesota guys I know are very nice, brought up well, and have a dirty streak that smacks of some mildly repressed Lutheranism. Nice combo.






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