Jake Gyllenhaal is unspeakably hot.
I know, I know. It's a cliche for gay men to be into him, but holy Christ on a cracker is he ever pretty. He's bulked up a bit for his new flick "Prince of Persia", and it certainly shows in these publicity stills from the movie. I almost had the green apple splatters when I saw these images on Towleroad. His hotness is impervious to any criticism, even though those extensions kinda look like Jennifer Aniston's shag from the 90s. Seriously... when you first looked at the pictures, did you even notice the hair? Now that you have, do you give a shit? I thought not. Neither do I.
Jake's deliciousness is certainly attributable to his rockin' body. Lithe, lean, muscular perfection has been desirable in the male form since the Renaissance, so that's no surprise. Couple that with his goofy smile puppy-dog features and you get the combination of sexy and geeky that is just impossible to resist, I don't care who you are. His sister is the funky and fabulous actress Maggie Gyllenhaal. He's even descended from Swedish royalty, for fuck's sake. (He's also a nice Jewish boy. Call your mother. She worries.)
These pics from the new film are combined with some other publicity stills, including some from Jarhead. There's a pic of Jake with his little friend Austin Nichols, an actor with whom he has been allegedly romantically linked despite his well-publicized connection with beautiful women like Reese Witherspoon. I don't put too much stock in the gay rumors... besides, it's not like I'd have a shot anyway. But if he were inclined to play for our team, Mr. Nichols would have to be crowned as the Luckiest Bitch Alive TM.
