Showing posts with label Orly Taitz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Orly Taitz. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Birther spokescunt Orly Taitz implodes again














Dr. Orly Taitz, dentist and quasi-attorney, is the spokescunt for the birthers. The birthers are the right wing freaks who claim that Barack Obama is illegitimate because he was born in Kenya and not the United States. These people believe this preposterous lie despite having been provided with Obama's birth certificate from Hawaii. They have even gone so far as to fabricate Kenyan birth certificates... not realizing of course that the Republic of Kenya didn't exist until December 1964... ten months after Obama's birthday. Oops. But then again, no one ever accused the birthers of being a bunch of Rhodes scholars. It should be mentioned that Taint... er... Taitz... is Russian. Interesting, no? It has also been mentioned that she was admitted to the California bar after completing an online training program through William Howart Taft University, an unaccredited distance learning school. She is not a member of the American Bar Association, and the "degree" she received through Taft allows her, at best, to practice only in the state of California.

The clip above shows the sheer lunacy of what the Republican party has become. It's sad, really, that the party of Lincoln has aligned itself so closely with people who are clearly unbalanced.

Finally, I think the pictures above show that even Crazy Britney© looked better in that nasty Eva Gabor wig than Ms. Taint. Taitz. Whatever.

I can just imagine the beginnings of the birther movement. Picture it, November 2008, the Taint living room:

"Oh my God. We did NOT just elect a Schwartzer to the White House. That just can't be true! No! I'm going to put my head in the oven right now! But wait... waitaminute... maybe he's not really an American... that's right, that's the ticket... ohmygod... it has to be true... he was born in deepest darkest Africa and not in Hawaii... ohmygodohmygodohmygod..."